Well that's pretty final.
I rang them, seemed like the easiest option. Actually it wasn't because it took about 30 minutes until I had been connected and connected and on hold several times to get to the right person.
Tragically you must not use this machine if you have ANY implanted device which (after some deliberation by them) includes the Lap Band.
Also phoned my surgeon (as was scared!) and he said no too as it can cause tightness (!) swelling of the stomach lining and also tears in the muscle tissue around the port.
Apparently it doesn't have any effect on the actual band and port itself, but how its sewn onto us and where.
The same applies to massage chairs and the like.
So, my brief flirtation with wiggly jiggly is over.
It was so good at ridding me of aches after the gym. *Waaaaa Waaaa Waaa*